foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via cmonletsgoswimming)

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

(via sammylafrance)

u finally make enough money to have a black car pick u up from the airport, but the guys always put the sign down when they see u cause they know it can’t be u. then u walk up to them and say “im donald” and they go “…oh”.

(Source: gloverdonald, via thefriendofwhales)

Aug 24. 95 Notes.

peanut-sauce:

Nicki Minaj is life

Aug 21. 1 Notes.
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